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"cocaine!"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-eight years and a million words

Tokyo, 2010.01.10

In the evenings, we give The Boy a small calcium chew. He'll ask for them by name.

Unfortunately, he thinks "calcium" is pronounced "cocaine". It's going to be interesting if he ever starts demanding "cocaine" in public.

rand()m quote

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

—Rita Rudner