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"cocaine!"

the journal of Michael Werneburg

twenty-seven years and one million words

Tokyo, 2010.01.10

In the evenings, we give The Boy a small calcium chew. He'll ask for them by name.

Unfortunately, he thinks "calcium" is pronounced "cocaine". It's going to be interesting if he ever starts demanding "cocaine" in public.

rand()m quote

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

—Somerset Maugham